I won the Roast Battle UK Tournament semi-final on Friday night, with a second flawless 3-0 victory.

So there’s no dates or recommendations in this post; the only date for your diary is the Roast Battle final this Friday, 20th March, and my only recommendation is that you really need to be there. It’s an insane Battle Royale tournament format culminating in a 4-way deathmatch, which means I have be ready with at least one joke about 11 potential rivals.

To even get to the final deathmatch I will need to beat two women in a row. Statistically, women tend to beat men in Roast Battle. I was only able to defeat my nice young lesbian opponent on Friday using exotic ancient techniques from the depths of the discourse.

That date again:

Friday May 20th 10:45pm - Roast Battle UK FINAL

https://dice.fm/event/ada7q-roast-battle-uk-the-final-20th-may-the-bill-murray-london-tickets

The Bill Murray, 39 Queen's Head St, London N1 8NQ

For other May gigs see the list in my last post which is now fully updated.