Here’s the full video of my roast battle with Brummy hunk Joe Bingham:
This was a great battle. I feel like I’ve got much better at roasting, and Joe really gave it to me with both barrels. I recommend watching to the end to see me deploy the f-slur and get away with it.
Remember, the next round is coming soon: Friday 13th May, 11pm at the Bill Murray Islington. My opponent is young gay lesbian Alex Beighton who seems to be good at roasting men, so frankly I need all the support I can get.
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Now I’m better than fine financially and I no longer need to monetise this newsletter. Plus, I don’t really have the time to write any longer essays and horribly offensive Anne Much thinkpieces any more - I think my time would be better spent working on stand-up and other projects.
The paid options are really offputting to new people signing up because they are presented by default… Unfortunately Substack (the service I use to run this thing) doesn’t allow you to hide the paid options, so what I’ve done is just disabled all paid subscriptions altogether.
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