I’ve just done a load of proofreading and I don’t want to look at a screen any more today, so let’s keep this short.

Here are my gig dates for the rest of the year, including some new gigs that weren’t in last week’s newsletter:

Monday December 6th 7pm - Gap Tooth Comedy, Pimlico

This is a nice room above a pub and last time I did it there were some great acts.

Tickets £5 from https://linktr.ee/gaptoothcomedy

The Constitution, 42 Churton St, London SW1V 2LP

Tuesday December 7th 7pm - See You Next Tuesday, The Secret Comedy Club, Hove

By popular demand from my huge Brighton/Hove fan base. Tickets £5.

Artista Cafe & Gallery, 42 Waterloo St, Hove BN3 1AY

https://www.designmynight.com/brighton/whats-on/comedy/see-you-next-tuesday-comedy-open-mic-new-material-night

Thursday December 9th 8pm (doors 7pm) - Monkey Business, Camden

Tickets £8.25. Happy hour before 8pm.

All About Eve pub, 31 Jamestown Rd, London NW1 7DB

http://www.monkeybusinesscomedyclub.co.uk/content/thur-9-dec-camden-comedy-new-act-night

Saturday 11 December 7ish - Groovie Comedy, Hammersmith

CANCELLED DUE TO MONTENEGRO

Grove Bar & Restaurant, 83 Hammersmith Grove, London W6 0NQ

Wednesday 15 December 7:30pm - Not Another Comedy Night, Herne Hill

CANCELLED

Saturday 18 December 7ish - Groovie Comedy, Hammersmith

CANCELLED

Sunday December 19th 8pm (doors 7pm) - Monkey Business, Camden

CANCELLED

Tuesday December 21st 7:30pm (doors 7pm) - Love Comedy, Old Street

CANCELLED

Recommended things

• If you have Apple TV+, check out the documentary The Line about a bunch of Navy SEALs who have concerns about one of their senior officers. If you don’t remember how the case turned out, I suggest waiting until after you finish the series before Googling it since what goes down is literally cuckoo bonkers.

• I had fun playing with the WOMBO Dream app which generates amazing digital art from your text input. The way it generates faces is usually pretty surreal and distorted, but it can do great landscapes and buildings. The ‘festive’ art style is a fun way to generate horrific scenes of Yuletide mayhem. Here is a Christmas market that has been destroyed by a giant slug:

  

For comedians or wannabe comedians

The Soho Theatre Comedy Labs courses are open for applications now. You have until 10pm on 12 December (that’s a week from now) to apply. I’m going to apply to do the Comedy Plus course.