My comedy CV
Information for bookers
I have been doing stand-up since 2019. I have done over 150 gigs, mainly in London, with 10 minute spots for Mirth Control, Sam Rhodes’ Comedy Explosion and Temple of Art and Music among others, and regular appearances on Roast Battle UK.
At the Edinburgh Fringe 2022 I was a panellist on Hate N Live alongside Simon Evans and Kyle Legacy.
Here is a recent video clip:
My stand-up covers a range of topics from philosophy to technology to pure filth. I’m quick-thinking enough to do well in interactive formats where off-the-cuff quips are required.
I beat the gong at the Ding Dong Gong Show (Vauxhall Comedy Club)
I was a finalist in the Rats Open Mic Comedy Big Rat contest.
I won the prestigious Tree Fiddy medal for best joke of the night on a topical theme.
I also have a character act where I do stand-up as a dog:
Also available for writing jokes/scripts/song lyrics and making funny videos (here is a fake advert I wrote, directed and edited).
You can contact me by email at
My instagram is @sorryisaidthosethings
Headshot for publicity:
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