Comedy in Your Eye is running a competition for the worst chat up line. Here is my entry:

I didn’t realise they were going to be running a vote for the winner on their Instagram story, otherwise I would have shot in portrait.

You can vote for me here - there are going to be two more rounds so if you use Instagram, follow Comedy In Your Eye and keep an eye on their story and keep voting for me.

In other competition news, newsletter reader AB won the Hari incest contest… full analysis is coming in a separate post.

Friday February 18th 8pm (doors 7:30) - T-Bird Bar, Finsbury Park

I’ve never done this before but it’s a Friday night gig which is exciting. Free entry.

T-Bird, 132 Blackstock Road, Finsbury Park, London N4 2DX

Monday February 21st 7:30pm - Double Bubble, Dalston

Fun format where the audience gets to vote for which act is best.

Free, reserve your seat here:

https://dice.fm/event/ox5pg-double-bubble-comedy-21st-feb-the-victoria-london-tickets

The Victoria, 451 Queensbridge Road, London E8 3AS

Tuesday February 22nd 7:30 pm - Dark Delights, G&B, Kings Cross

A special dark comedy night.

This is a bringer - I have a couple of people planning to come but let me know if you fancy it.

https://gab-comedy.co.uk/event/gbs-dark-delights/

Wednesday February 23rd - Sam Rhodes Comedy Explosion, South London

Details tbc.

South London tbc

Thursday February 24th 8pm (doors 7pm) - Monkey Business, Camden

Upstairs room above a nice cocktail bar.

Tickets £7.50 from: http://www.monkeybusinesscomedyclub.co.uk/content/thur-24-feb-new-act-new-material-fun-fun-night

All About Eve, 31 Jamestown Rd, London NW1 7DB

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