Free comedy and booze

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As I might have mentioned, I’m doing a Central Smirk gig on Tuesday (tomorrow!).

The promoter has given me a code that should get you free tickets, when you would normally pay up to £11. It’s a great line-up featuring pro acts like Mike Capozzola, Karismaa, Prince Adbi and Robbie Cousins. I will also be there and I’m even on the poster now, look:

To get free tickets, click here and use the code SMIRKFRIEND101

Remember the show starts 8pm on Tuesday 24 September at Belushi’s, 161 Borough High St, London SE1 1HR

Free booze

If you come to the Central Smirk gig I will buy you one drink. But if you need more free alcohol than that, I have a publisher friend who is doing a book launch at 7pm on Friday 4 October in the Tower Bridge area. There are some spots available on the guest list and there will be a free bar if you get there on time - if I know you and I think you can handle free alcohol at a classy literary event, contact me and I’ll get you on the list.

That is all.