I’m watching Louis CK’s new film as I write so I’m not going to put anything funny.

However, here is the video of my roast battle against Caroline Hanes, for email subscribers:

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This was an all-time great battle in my opinion. Go and see her in Hey That’s My Wife, 17:50 at the Dunedin Theatre for the rest of the Fringe.

Tuesday August 23rd

12:15am - Hate N Live

Very excited to be doing this show created by Leo Kearse and Darius Davies where the audience suggests things and the comics have to improvise about why they hate those things. Billed as “Whose Line Is It Anyway? meets Room 101”. £5.

https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/hate-n-live

Laughing Horse @ The Three Sisters, 39 Cowgate, Edinburgh EH1 1JS

Thursday August 25th

10:30pm - Roast Battle Edinburgh

I’m doing two extra roast battles because. No idea who my opponent will be on this. Comedians: they’re short of battlers so if you’re in search of a late gig in front of a good crowd, come and battle me. If you dare.

https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/roast-battle-edinburgh

Laughing Horse @ The Free Sisters, 139 Cowgate, Edinburgh EH1 1JS

Friday August 26th

6pm - Broke Comedians Performing For Free

10 minutes on Vash Pernikar’s self-explanatory compilation show.

https://freefringe.org.uk/shows/broke-comedians-performing-for-free-2/

Royal Mile Tavern annexe (venue RMT), 127 High St, Edinburgh EH1 1SG

8pm - Tree Fiddy

Acts have to do jokes about a topical theme picked on the day.

Dropkick Murphy’s, 7 Merchant St, Edinburgh EH1 2QD

10:50pm - Late Night With Mr Spooky

The Dracula show was pretty wild. This time the monstrous character I will be playing is a pit bull that mauled a toddler.

https://freefringe.org.uk/shows/late-night-with-mr-spooky-2/

OMNi Centre, Greenside Row, Edinburgh EH1 3AU

Saturday August 27th

10:30pm - Roast Battle Edinburgh

I’ll be roasting John Kogan.

https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/roast-battle-edinburgh

Laughing Horse @ The Free Sisters, 139 Cowgate, Edinburgh EH1 1JS

Sunday August 28th

11pm - Wrong Comedy

Billed as “Rude, Blue, Lairy, Sweary and Offensive stand up comedy and music”.

The Royal Mile Tavern Annexe (Main Room)

After Edinburgh

Tuesday August 30th 8pm - Vauxhall Comedy Club

I get to do this because I got through a gong show. Not in Edinburgh.

Vauxhall Comedy Club, 6 S Lambeth Pl, London SW8 1SP